The AP Express.

Marlins have tied it at two with the Phils, Lester is still owning the Rays. Adrian Peterson just ran over Al Harris to the point where Al should call his Allstate agent. He then followed that with a 35 yard shake and bake that had the Vikings being cheered pretty loudly for a road team. He is a manbeast. Seven penalties already in this game which is somewhat ridiculous, mostly mental errors. Back to the Sox/Rays, apparently Rocco Baldelli is alive, and has left his job of head fluffer for Vivid Video to try a return to professional baseball. Vikings lead 3-0.