Waiting for X-Games.

This Sox game just isn't exciting, and the golf is...well...golf. X Games at three, Phillies at four.

Bye Merkin!

Pubic wig, we were looking for pubic wig. Baldelli in for Drew after Big Papi walks in a run to make it 5-0. Can the Orioles play the Nationals in a Caribbean World Series style event, best out of 11 games, and whoever loses can be eliminated from professional baseball competition forever?

Eye of the Tiger...

Tiger been roaring since Friday and just missed a putt for birdie. I'm gonna buy a red polo, and then wear it to normal Sunday events and celebrate like crazy. I'm gonna pray like a motherfucker at church and do the Tiger fist pump when God answers my prayers of winning the lottery. THIS JUST IN: Tiger Woods just killed a spectator with an errand 3-wood shot into the gallery.

Did he say what I think he said?

Is the Orioles starter named Merkin? We all know what a merkin is, right?

4-spot.

Why does Dave Roberts sound like the kids who announce the lineup sometimes? He just sped through the Sox D like he had never read the names before. Good thing he saved the Red Sox in 04. I'll give him a pass for that...he needs practice in the booth though. Where's Remy? Is he still laid up? Why can't he do what Tommy Heinsohn does? That guy will NOT travel anywhere but the Garden. Remy should have an apartment at Fenway. Doesn't Pesky live there? They could be roommates...I smell a sitcom! Sox are up 4-0!

Is it football season yet??

Getting pretty bored with the usual Sunday lineup of sports. It's always golf and baseball. Another major sport needs to start happening A S A P. Hell, I would even settle for hockey. I wake up this morning and fucking swimming is on?? NO PHELPS! Can anyone tell me that they would nail Dara Torres? I might. Papi up with bases loaded as the Sox threaten early. I'm conflicted about how I feel about him...hmmmmmmm.