Tiger been roaring since Friday and just missed a putt for birdie. I'm gonna buy a red polo, and then wear it to normal Sunday events and celebrate like crazy. I'm gonna pray like a motherfucker at church and do the Tiger fist pump when God answers my prayers of winning the lottery. THIS JUST IN: Tiger Woods just killed a spectator with an errand 3-wood shot into the gallery.
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