Sunday, July 19, 2009

Tell us how you really feel...


One of the announcers has his tongue so far up Cink's ass he's tasting yesterday's dinner. "Man, he is just a pro, great athlete, amazing family man, jovial...". Alright, he's a great guy, but it should go both ways in all sports. If John Daly is in this playoff, are the announcers like "Yeah, I mean he got lucky all weekend...but he smokes, drinks, gambles, and rapes puppies. No one likes him, and the sport is terrible with him in it. What a fucking douche, Tom. What a douche. I mean, I wouldn't announce golf if he wasn't so bad that I felt the need to tell the world that he is really just a completely useless individual. I mean, fuck. Fuck that guy. Daly for bird!!!"

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