Reruns of Scrubs are not adequate pregame for what could possibly be the biggest night in Philadelphia sports history in the past 20-plus years. However, when the real pregame starts on Fox, can we please do something about Jeanne Zelasko? She is quite possibly the most useless television personality in history. Luckily, I only have to listen to her before and after the game, and not during the whole shebangabang. I am about 100 percent sure that she was not born, rather, built. After her inception she kidnapped an actual human, skinned them, and grafted said skin onto her own wannabe Fembot body. Let's see what we can do to get her hit by a bus asap. Game 5 coming up.
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