Ummmm...

Can we talk about the Chad Ochocinco Reebok commercial? Those shoes look like lasagna. I don't think lasagna is very supportive. This just in...its not. Two games at halftime and the other two are blowouts. Yoink.

Back in the game...

After a 5 game undefeated streak by Ray Ray Ray and myself, we're back to watching the night games, and are faced with a Duke blowout, a Zags blowout, an OK state roll, and Mich. St moving. Nothing exciting yet. Its because I'm watching. That's why. When the best game is Ga. Tech and Ok. State, its slim pickings. Back in a few.

Breaktime.

Its way too nice in Boston to not go outside for a little bit. So that's where we'll be, til about 630 or 7 oclock. Its a Friday night, so I don't expect anyone to be reading this at that point...so uhhhh...your mother is a whore. Yeah, I said it. We're gonna play some cornhole. Jealousy never wins.

Day two, halftime.

Wofford just lost on a turnover, ruining yet another pick of mine today. Still 4.2 left, but lets be serious...you're Wofford. I'm pretty sure they won the "Made-Up University Conference", and their main competition is like...DeVry and UTI and...Retts Technical Center and...Blaine...and University of Phoenix. Those teams have blind kids. I'm serious!

Good games, finally...

Wofford came out like gangbusters to catch up with the Badgers...one minute left in Siena/Purdue and its tight, Siena down by three but I did NOT PICK THEM so they will probably win.

Buffalo battle...

Sadly, the best game (score-wise) is a terrible game (play-wise). Neither Clemson or Mizzou can take charge, and its not defensive, it's sloppy basketball. And sorry, CBS, i'm not going to watching Miami Medical, whether or not there's a brother of a Gooding on it. He's a wild and crazy kid!!!

GUS!

The excitement of Gus Johnson GIVES ME AN ERECTION.

Ray Ray Ray...

Ray's left to right judging of the Clemson cheerleaders: "No, yes, no, no, yes, no, maybe...I could only see half of her face."

Early.

Early in the afternoon games and they are all close. That means its almost cornhole time at the Powerhouse. BOOM!

DAGGER.

Yep...Xavier with a three from Crawford inside forty seconds, and all three day games are effectively over. Great, no close games so far, and I lost one. 2-1 on the day, better b-ball to come...i hope.

Three point play.

Temple HAS NOT ATTEMPTED a 3-ball this entire half and we are almost ten minutes through. They are shooting something like 60 percent or a little more but NO THREE ATTEMPTS. What a shock...they are now facing their largest deficit of the game, and with ten minutes to go, it looks like Cornell can be crowned Cinderella.

Clark Kellogg...seriously....2

"Whitman is gonna catch it, and stroke it!!"

Whitman on fire...

Whitman for the Big Red nailing threes, Cornell comes out extra hot in the second half. Temple is trying to answer but are only hitting twos. A 5-12 matchup would be a mathematical upset, but Temple is NOT playing like a 5 right now. Cornell is shooting like a 3. Owls need to cool this Whitman cat down. There he is...he's the white guy. GO GET HIM!

Unwatchable game number 1.

WVU v. Morgan State has become unwatchable. Morgan State is playing like...well...they are playing like Morgan State. I think the Nets might have some competition. JUST KIDDING!!! I'm sorry, i'm sorry...the Nets are no competition for Morgan State. Morgan State would beast them.