Arash about Scalabrine: "Look at those titties!"

Both teams playing a litttttle sloppy. Brian Shaw looks like he can still ball! He's like twelve years old.

Derek Fisher needs to retire that ugly jumper.

This just in....Bynum hurt himself being introduced. Kobe has the Kevin Hart "you just ate some ass" face.

Jeffrey Osborne kicks off our Finals coverage. He looks....uhhhhh....alive.

the experts say...

WAIT...

Jack...

Alls Wells that ends Wells...

Dead early.

Papi struggle-gate.

Ouch.

Nothing really to blog about yet, i guess....hmmmm...

OPEN.

Check out Lebron up there. Can't see shit. Sportscenter, though, needs to chill with the coverage of his abysmal collapse...they are making it seem like the entire world is over because he had a bad game. It's not, and i'm sure he comes back gangbusters in game six. So everyone calm down, 2012 isn't actually happening with this breaking news...Lebron James is human.

Ummmm...

Can we talk about the Chad Ochocinco Reebok commercial? Those shoes look like lasagna. I don't think lasagna is very supportive. This just in...its not. Two games at halftime and the other two are blowouts. Yoink.