Early.

Early in the afternoon games and they are all close. That means its almost cornhole time at the Powerhouse. BOOM!

DAGGER.

Yep...Xavier with a three from Crawford inside forty seconds, and all three day games are effectively over. Great, no close games so far, and I lost one. 2-1 on the day, better b-ball to come...i hope.

Three point play.

Temple HAS NOT ATTEMPTED a 3-ball this entire half and we are almost ten minutes through. They are shooting something like 60 percent or a little more but NO THREE ATTEMPTS. What a shock...they are now facing their largest deficit of the game, and with ten minutes to go, it looks like Cornell can be crowned Cinderella.

Clark Kellogg...seriously....2

"Whitman is gonna catch it, and stroke it!!"

Whitman on fire...

Whitman for the Big Red nailing threes, Cornell comes out extra hot in the second half. Temple is trying to answer but are only hitting twos. A 5-12 matchup would be a mathematical upset, but Temple is NOT playing like a 5 right now. Cornell is shooting like a 3. Owls need to cool this Whitman cat down. There he is...he's the white guy. GO GET HIM!

Unwatchable game number 1.

WVU v. Morgan State has become unwatchable. Morgan State is playing like...well...they are playing like Morgan State. I think the Nets might have some competition. JUST KIDDING!!! I'm sorry, i'm sorry...the Nets are no competition for Morgan State. Morgan State would beast them.

Half and half and half...

All games at halftime, with everyone's pretty upset pick, the Big Red of Cornell heading into the tunnel up 8 against the A10 champs. No one could take their lips off Temple's ass through that tournament, then those same experts pick against them IMMEDIATELY...and with good reason; Temple is fouling too much and playing rather sloppily...Cornell (except for Foote, aka Travelocity) is playing tight and responding well to even Temple's temporary half court press. West Virginia has returned to destroy Morgan State. Poor Morgan, a whole college named after you and all these Mountaineers come out of nowhere to rape your entire bball squad.

Fading fast...

Morgan St. was looking good for a hot minute, but the world has returned to its axis because WVU is back up big at the half. Dear Micheal Eric, of Temple...way to bounce the ball into your own face out of frustration. Yall are down by 9...keep the dribbling to the court area. Then put the ball in the hoop. It's pretty simple, Micheal.

Clark Kellogg...seriously....

Add this to the homoerotic announcing trend this year. "I've always been a fan of, if you can get a hand on it, squeeze it! Don't tap it, grab it yourself!" Ray: "It's like Shakespeare".

Temple....

Nooooootttt coming out as hot as I would hope, and assuring my fears of a hometown upset early on. I think we all know how I feel about Clark Kellogg...i'm just plain sick of him, and he's announcing this game. He's never quite excited enough, he just gets louder. I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!!!

Maury...

Me and Ray Ray Ray agree that Maury is better than CBS College Sports Network's current pregame coverage. There's a guy denying a chick is his daughter because "I CAN'T MAKE GIRLS!!!" Ray Ray Ray: "That only happens with like...reptiles." Classic.

Day Two!!!!

Alright kids...its day two. My bracket looks TERRIBLE. Just fucking terrible. 10-6 yesterday, and the six includes TWO teams I had in the sweet 16 (Marquette and Georgetown who DID NOT SHOW UP). I DID manage to pick UNI and Old Dominion, thank god. They have me above five-hundred for day one. Here are day two's picks (upsets in CAPS): Michigan State, Maryland, GEORGIA TECH, Ohio State, 'Cuse, Gonzaga, Xavier, Pitt, WOFFORD, New Mexico, MIZZOU, West Virginia, Duke, LOUISVILLE, Texas A&M, Purdue. Look at the agony on Monroe's face. That was me yesterday. You fucking asshole. You didn't want it. TAKE CHARGE, BIG FELLA. More to come.

Frozen in time...

Why has Sandra Bullock looked exactly the same for the past 20 years? She was in the Net. Hah. The Net. The chick from the Net has an Oscar.